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• As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Sunburn is very becoming--but only when it is even--one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Now night descending, the proud scene was o'er, But lived in Settle's numbers one day more.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book i, Line 89...
• Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. -- Noel Coward
• It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Noel Coward
• Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
• Today is the scene of the accident.
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....