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If Bill and Hillary divorce...who gets the house?
If Bill didn't inhale, Hillary didn't swallow.
If Bill Gates were an alchemist, he'd be able to turn gold into lead.
If birth is a miracle, is not death also a miracle?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? -- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)
If both Alsops say it's true, it can't be so. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage.
If brains were C-4, Bill Clinton couldn't blow his nose!
If brains were C-4, Saddam Hussein couldn't blow his nose.
If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose!
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