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If children knew what their parents were really like, they'd kill them in their sleep.
-- Frank Zappa...
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
If Christine and Mandy were convicted of anything, it was probably perjury or some such.
I don't remember the legal details; I was only interested in the smut at the time....
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be: a Christian. -- Mark Twai
If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
-- chevy...
If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James Watt's office.
-- Wayne Shannon, KRON-TV...
If Clinton can do it, Americans should make their votes retroactive.
If Clinton didn't inhale, how come his brain is fried?
If Clinton didn't inhale, then Dan Quayle is a world class speller.
If Clinton's lips are moving, he's lying.

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