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If Clinton's so good, why does Arkansas have problems?
If Clinton was only going to tax the rich, how'd I get rich so fast?
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheel
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
-- Justice Arthur Goldberg...
If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
I mean, some do, but they'...
If Communism goes, I've still got the U.S. House of Representatives. -- Robert Novak
If computers are so smart, why aren't they rich?
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
-- Bradley's Bromide...
If computers save time, when do we get it back?
If (computer_store_ahead=TRUE) hide_wallet()

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