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If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, you'd be able to buy a nice little colonial split-level at Babbages for $
34.95....
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
-- Weinberg's Second Law...
If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
If bulls**t could fly, Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle.
If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet.
What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?...
If called by a panther...don't anther. -- Ogden Nash (1902-1971), "Parents Keep Out!
If cars = horsepower, why not boats = fishpower?
If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 3...
If change is -- inevitable -- predictable -- beneficial -- doesn't logic demand that you be a part of it?
One man cannot summon the future. But one man can change the present! -- Kirk and the Alterna...
If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?

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