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If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
If brains were lard, he'd be hard pressed to grease a small pan.
If brains were outlawed, nothing would change.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If brains were water, hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea.
IF (!Brain) THEN Close(Output)
if ( !broke ) don't_fix()
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, Jolt Cola would be a Fortune-500 company.
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