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If a women changed her sex, what would her religion be? She would be a he-then.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? -- Steven Wrigh
if (ax^2 + bx + c) equals zero, who cares about x?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If beauty is only skin deep, you must have been born inside out.
if ( beebop = TRUE ) then dowop else dowaditty
If beer finishes before you, you can have another. -- Men vs. Bee
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music.
..and of aviation. -- Tom Stoppard...
If being quoted makes you feel important, it is about time that you go out and purchase a parrot.
If better is possible, good is not enough.
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