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If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to her.
If death is as horrible as is claimed, how is it that after the passage of a certain period of time we consider happy any being, friend or enemy, who has ceased to live?
-- E.M. Ciora...
If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-- Dykstra's Observatio...
ifdef out: /if'def owt/ v. Syn. for {condition out}, specific to {C}.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it. -- Karl Lehenbaue
If disgust for the world conferred sanctity of itself, I fail to see how I could avoid canonization.
-- E.M. Ciora...
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Hand...
If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
If (dog_age="old") then (num_tricks=max_tricks)

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