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  Why did the grape wear sunglasses. It wanted to be an elephant....
• I was stopped once for going 53 in a 35-mile zone, but I told 'em I had dyslexia.
  -- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)...
• Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
• Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.