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If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right. -- Richard A. Leahy
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936), "Folly and Female Educatio...
If a tool is put away when you're sure it won't be needed again, it will.
..soon. -- Law of Annoyance...
If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich.
If a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station?
-- ...understanding The Work Environment......
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it, does it make a sound?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
-- Don Herold...
If a woman attended an American high school between 1930 and 1965, chances are that no one paid attention to anything but her brains unless she took the utmost care to conceal them.
-- Susan Jacoby...
If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexaul apparatus is malfunctioning.
-- Nietzsche...

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