If A Wife Does Not Cause All Your Troubles, She At Least Conveniently Symbolizes Them At Times.
If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently
symbolizes them at times.
-- Don Herold
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
May all your troubles increase exponentially.
All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
-- H. Marti...
Drinking doesn't drown your troubles, it simply irrigates them.
Kindly enter them in your notebook. And in order to refer to them conveniently, let's call them A, B, and Z.
-- The tortoise in Lewis Carroll's -- "What the Tortoise Said to Achille...
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. -- Don Herold
New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold