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If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it would probably be a good thing.
If all the girls attending it [the Yale Prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)...
If all the good people were clever; And all clever people were good, The world would be nicer than ever We thought that it possibly could.
-- Elizabeth Wordsworth -- Good and Cleve...
If all the ladies bend over, I would be very happy.
If all the people in China stood up on chairs, and, at the same moment, jumped down on the ground, we would be in deep, deep trouble.
If all the people in this world in which we live were as selfish as a few of the people in this world in which we live, there would be no world in which to live.
-- W. L. Orme...
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money amongst themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
-- Christina Stead...
If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
-- AMAZING BUT TRUE......
If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
Douglas Adams. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to...
If all the world and love were young, And truth in every shepherd's tongue, These pretty pleasures might me move To live with thee, and be thy love.
-- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- The Nymph'...

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