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If a loafer is not a nuisance to you, it is a sign that you are somewhat of a loafer yourself.
If a machine can be made so that an idiot can use it, then only an idiot will use it.
-- Tadao Ichikawa...
If a man boasts a great deal about what he is going to do tomorrow, it is timely to check into what he did yesterday!
If a man chooses to do evil... it becomes my sacred duty to bash him to a pulp.
-- Crime Crusher, an old 40's pulp superhero...
If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs.
-- Ed Howe...
If a man does not make new acquaintances, as he advances through life, he soon will find himself alone.
A man should keep his friendship in constant repair. -- Johnso...
If a man do not erect in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument than the bell rings, and the widow weeps.
-- William Shakespeare...
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice
if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'l...
If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3....

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