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If A Cow Laughed, Would Milk Come Out Her Nose?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a cow laughs REAL hard does milk come out its nose?
Nose / the wax out of her ears.
If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
-- Anon....
Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
Soldiers in WWII referred to canned or powered milk as 'armored cow'.
