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• If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
  If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
• Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
• Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
  -- Mark Twain "Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Cou...
• Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
  -- Mark Twai...
• God's plan made a hopeful beginning But man spoiled his chances by sinning.
  We trust that the story Will end in God's glory, But at present the other side's winning....
• I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
  he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child....