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• I will not drive the principal's car.
• It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
• QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying.
• Assembler A Formula I race car. Very fast, but difficult to drive and expensive to maintain.
• Let's rent a car and drive around with a roadmap opened.
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...