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• I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
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• I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortre
  my God; in him will I trust. -- Old Testament -- Psalm xci, 2...
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
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• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears....