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• My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
• UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Marriage. It's a hard term to define, especially for me, I've ducked it like root canal.
  Still there's no denying that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari....
• Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada
• The richest monarch in the Christian world; The sun in my own dominions never sets.
  -- Schiller (1759-1805) -- Don Carlos, Act i, Sc. 6...