Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I don't want no Commies in my car... no Christians either. -- REPO MAN
I don't want no foo-foo haircut Standing over my head! -- Mojo Nixo
I don't want the world. I just want your half. -- They Might Be Gia
I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.
Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scienti...
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
I don't want to be a millionaire - just to live like one.
I don't want to be literate, I just want to program.
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....

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