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I don't use an Amiga myself...
I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough. -- M. C. Esche
I don't use taglines. Wait, what's this? Hey!
I don't vote. It just encourages them. -- A Maine woma
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want much out of life, just the bare necessities.
A nice air conditioned harem with meals served five times a day by the slaves.......

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