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I don't trust men who smile too much. -- Commander Kor the Klingon, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.
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I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I don't understand couples that break up and get back together--especially couples who divorce and remarry.
That's like pouring milk on a bowl of cereal, tasting it, and saying, "This milk is sour....
I don't understand", said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush to the sea and drown yourselves".
How curious", said the lemming, "The one thing I don't understand is why you human beings don'...
I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
Why don't you listen forward to looking me?...
.. I don't understand the HUMOR of the THREE STOOGES!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I don't understand this. It just sucks! -- Beavi
I don't understand why everybody's in disguise. -- Lemmy Kilmiste
I don't understand you anymore.
I don't understand you. -- Every man who ever lived to every woman he's ever know

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