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I'd like it all automated.
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'd like to autograph your bed pan.
I'd like to be an obstetrician. Look at all the guys you have working for you all the time.
-- Bert Henry...
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground.
That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
-- Andy Rooney, American author and television commentato...
I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade.
I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
I'd like to come back as an oyster. Then I'd only have to be good from September until April.
-- Gracie Alle...

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