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• I throw pennies away...
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  The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....
• Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
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• I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.
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• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!