Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'd love to, but... I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
-- 19 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
-- 62 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm sandblasting my oven. -- 26 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
-- 7 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm taking punk totem pole carving. -- 34 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. -- 16 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm too old/young for that stuff. -- 64 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm touring China with a wok band. -- 58 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm trying to be less popular. -- 72 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm trying to cut down. -- 100 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO

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