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• A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after 35.
  I said 35 children is enough for any woman! -- Gracie Alle...
• I am not the least afraid to die." ~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882
• I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
  -- Gracie Allenacie Alle...
• Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- D. Knuth
• Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
  ~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957...
• I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
• Bill Paley just walked into my dressing room with two bottles of champagne and opened them up and said, "Let's have a drink.
  Bottoms up." And I said to him, "Isn't that an awkward position?" -- Gracie Alle...