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I'd Like To Come Back As An Oyster. Then I'd Only Have To Be Good From September Until April.
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I'd like to come back as an oyster. Then I'd only have to be good from
September until April.
-- Gracie Allen
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A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after 35.
I said 35 children is enough for any woman! -- Gracie Alle...
I am not the least afraid to die." ~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882
I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
-- Gracie Allenacie Alle...
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- D. Knuth
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957...
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
Bill Paley just walked into my dressing room with two bottles of champagne and opened them up and said, "Let's have a drink.
Bottoms up." And I said to him, "Isn't that an awkward position?" -- Gracie Alle...