Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'd love to, but... It's my parakeet's bowling night. -- 8 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... It's too close to the turn of the century. -- 42 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- 9 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. -- 6 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I've been traded to Cincinnati. -- 81 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
-- 37 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- 2 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. -- 48 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I want to spend more time with my blender. -- 3 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... my bathroom tiles need grouting. -- 73 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO

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