Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'd love to, but... I have too much guilt. -- 66 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to rotate my crops. -- 83 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- 99 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to study for a blood test. -- 79 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
-- 90 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
-- 65 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
-- 63 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'll be looking for a parking space. -- 31 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO

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