Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
-- 68 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to floss my cat. -- 1 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to fulfill my potential. -- 40 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to go to court for kitty littering. -- 88 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
-- 15 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
-- 86 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...

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