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I'd lose my body if my brain weren't surrounded by it.
I'd love to be a flier - up there where the air is clear.
The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you, Baldrick, are zero....
I'd love to, but... having fun gives me prickly heat. -- 91 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
-- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
-- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I feel a song coming on. -- 71 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
-- 43 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. -- 51 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO

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