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I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.
I'd like to have breakfast with you...should I call you or nudge you?
I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
-- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground.
Now that'...
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I'd like to see people, instead of spending so much time on the ethical problem, get after the problems that really affect the people of this country.
-- Richard Nixo...
I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past _me_!
Well, go to Spain. There are millions of 'em. -- Percy and Edmund : Bell...
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend.
It's called, "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring....

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