Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'd love to, but... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
-- 28 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
-- 18 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm going to be old someday. -- 80 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
-- 89 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
-- 92 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm having all my plants neutered. -- 52 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. -- 87 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm in training to be a household pest. -- 22 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator.
-- 55 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... I'm observing National Apathy Week. -- 82 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO

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