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I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things.
Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll ta...
I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them. The will to a system shows a lack of honesty.
I distrust a man who says 'when.' If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_...
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with drinking.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweeeet beer.
I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
Idle hands are the devils playthings.... busy hands will make you go blind.
Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments.
If we can get rid of the former, we may easily bear the latter....

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