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IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or ac...
Idiot-Proofing assumes a finite number of idiots.
I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I am not afraid of falling into my inkpot.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES, LIES!
ALL LIES! -- Voltaire's Evil Twi...
I disarmed the trap. -- Famous Last Word
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I disclaim my disclaimer!
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...
I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll- like-what-we-give-you attitude.
I like commodity markets in which iron-and- silicon hawkers know that they exist to p...
I dislike letters from Inland Revenue that end "your obedient servant.
And that space on every income tax form which says, "Do not write in this space....

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