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• Nobody ever sees you eat a tuna fish sandwich. -- David Brenne
• What I need right now is a good psychotic break.
• Homer: Wow, classy. Maitre D': Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
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• Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you.
  Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party....
• The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
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• I have come to the conclusion that I am not in good enough shape at the present time to get in shape for the future right now.
• Sandwich that does not kill us, makes us stronger. -- Kris Rhe
• I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
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