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• You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!
• You can't change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes.
• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
  -- Jackie Verno...
• Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000.
  And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines....
• Achh, me taglines! They canna take namore, Captain.
• The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
• If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent i
  A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it....
• The laws of physics change every Thurday night. -- Pickett's First Law of Scientific Research
• I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessle