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• Whenever I use Elvis stamps, I have my hound dog lick them.
• I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
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• My mom was a little weird. When I was little my mom would make chocolate frosting.
  And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off. -- Marty Cohe...
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