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I can only tell you that I sincerely wish that I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
I can pet animals by the mouthful.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it....
I can prove that if there is life anywhere else in the world, they will have a Marxist economy.
-- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie...
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
-- Gracie Allenaci...
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I can relate to that.
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true.
-- Harry Truma...

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