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• For THIS I bought a computer?
• I bought a computer to save time ..
• They were so nice until I bought the computer.
• Although it is still a truism in industry that "no one was ever fired for buying IBM
  Bill O'Neil, the chief technology officer at Drexel Burnham Lambert, says he knows for a fact that someone has been fired for just that reason....
• Amiga, banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..!
• Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal"; they read dumps.
• Computer programs are 90% debugged 50% of the time.
• Mommy, do all fairy tales beginning with `Once upon a time'?
  "No, dear. Nowadays, lots of them start with `If I am elected....