Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace.
.. The rest is only hearsay. -- Edward Abbey...
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years.
I believe in reincarnation. I've had other lives. I know.
I have clues. First of all, I'm exhausted. -- Carol Siskind...
I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in execution with humiliation.
As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head. A future de...
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
I believe in Whirled Peas...

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