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• Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely, Since my baby left me.
  I got no money, And nothing is free....
• I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick.
  Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold....
• My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
• But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man!
• What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!
• I've had five years of happy marriage. Which isn't bad out of fifteen .
  .. She looked at me one night, said, "Do you think I'll lose my looks when I get old?...
• I am a UFO abducted baby..... so beware my powers!
• My baby loves me just the way that I am.
• FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
  Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....