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• Homer: One for "Honk", please. Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute.
  I have to check with the manager. [to manager] That overweight guy wants to see the movie....
• Bart: Hey, where's your candy? George: We don't have any.
  Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like....
• A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
  If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?