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• If I put water in my dog's mouth, will bells ring?
• I am sorry but that action is difficult in the absence of a mouth.
• Self-deprecation is my middle name, but I am not very good at it.
• I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
• I have no desire to prove anything by dancing. I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself.
  I just dance. I just put my feet in the air and move them around. -- Fred Astaire...
• I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
• Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put her breast in my mouth.
  I liked it! -- A baby boys first tangeable though...
• A sobering thought, Eileen: What if, right at this very moment I *am* living up to my full potential?
  -- Jane Wagne...
• I am the very model of a modern Major General.