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  Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties....
• Nutty as a fruitcake.
• I like to think that I am a patient, tolerant woman, and that there was no line you could cross that would make me stop loving you.
  But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!...
• I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
• I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
• I am merely responding to your nonsensical ramblings.
• I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
• I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.