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I am the future. -- Senator Dan Quayle
I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
I am the goddess of empathy. Cast off your inhibitions and embrace love, truth.
-- Holo-Troi, "Hollow Pursuits," stardate 43807.4....
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
I am the housekeeper!
I am the Imp of the Perverse.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the oldest living white man, especially at seven in the morning. -- Robert Benchley
I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
I am the one you warned me of...
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