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I am the check writer in the cash only line.
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries.
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
I am the debit in your credit line.
I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's work. -- Charles Manso
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
I am the Electric Messiah; an AC/DC god.
I am the Ferret King.
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