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• The thing to do is to make so much money that you don't have to work after the age of twenty- seven.
  In case this is impracticable, stop work at the earliest possible moment, even if it is a quarter past eleven in the morning of the day when you find you have enough money....
• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
• I am living in denial.
• Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous .
  .." -- Robert Benchley...
• Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
  -- Robert Benchley (1889-1945)...