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• How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Get the drummer to do it....
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
• How many baby sitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, They don't make Pampers small enough....
• How many country & western singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !...
• How many classical music singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....