How Many Douglas Wilders -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his light bulb to Iran....
How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
How many West Virginians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia....
How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....