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  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many evolutionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• How many Englishmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb!...
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....