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• Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.
• Beat me! Whip me! Take Away My Credit Cards!
• We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Bette
• magnetic interference from money/credit card
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
  -- "Outsiders" comic...